法國人很欣賞 (已到自戀狂嘅地步！) 自己嘅語言。他們大都很天真可愛，認為但凡不會說法文的人都係蠢才或有智障。不過，法國人的所謂 "會說法文"，其尺度其實是非常非常寬鬆、寬容的。只要你開始時頭幾句係或者間中彈一兩句法文，他們便會好似阿里巴巴入到滿是金銀珠寶的山洞，歡天喜地拍晒膊頭當你係 friend 兼自己人。
當你去到法國如果一開口便對法國人說英語，他們10個十個都會表示不明白你在說甚麼；甚至乎對你不理睬。
有一個光速令你能夠與法國人交談甚至論盡天南地北的捷徑~ "巔巔法文速成法"！
Yes 嘅法文係 "Oui" (讀：Vee)；No 法文係 "Non" (讀：lone~ 陰上聲)；Thank you 係 "Merci" (讀：mak si)，如果加 Much 呢，就加個 "Beaucoup" (讀：boo 咕)；Excuse Me 就係 "Excusez - Moi" (讀：excusy 娃)。
Warm up 完，嚟咯喎~
去到法國，oD法國人問你："pa 尿嗚飯 say？" 即係問你識唔識法文。如果你識，就答佢 "vee"，咁大家就用法文交談。
如果你唔識咯喎，就答佢 "lone"。然後，唔駛赦 o架，你仲要同佢傾，問佢嘢 o架嘛，咁就問番佢："pa 尿嗚 shin 娃？" 呢句即係我唔識法文，但你又曉唔曉中文乎？"shin 娃" 等於中文咁解。
如果佢識，咁大家又可以搞掂。如果佢答 "lone"，你就再問佢："pa 尿嗚戇 clair" 即係咁你識唔識英文呀？！"戇 clair" 者，English 也。
如果佢識英文，之後用英文溝通，咁又掂。Hooooo~
其實，絕大部份法國人都懂得英語，而正如一開始所講，只要你開頭以其自豪的法文開波，那他們就會仿如曱甴見到蜜糖一樣雀躍，當你自己友，以後就願意用英文同你交談 o架啦！所以，識3句佢哋就已經對你攬住嚟 o錫，更何況而家識廿呢三十句嘅我，呵呵呵~ 已足夠做到 "完全沒問題"、"嚇他們一大跳" 有餘。
當年我就係憑呢3句法文，暢通無阻，行勻 Quebec。
Music："Dieu fumeur de havanes" by Serge Gainsbourg & Catherine Deneuve
18 comments:
Bonjour ,
wah, it’s hard to imagine that your French is good to what extent but 30 words. dear guys don’t learn from him, really a bad habit to learn this way. Hahaa…
you are just recalling my memory of French class again, the French teacher is really nice and patient but just we were all stupid and lazy. I quit the class because of busy study later…
Have you been Montréal while your Quebec traveling? veuillez partager votre bon temps, merci!
Bonjour!
風信子, Comment êtes-vous aujourd'hui?
"wah, it’s hard to imagine that your French is good to what extent but 30 words."
Haaaa! Although you teased me in this way, 仍然跟妳說聲: Thank you!
"dear guys don’t learn from him, really a bad habit to learn this way. Hahaa…"
Dear my fellows, don't believe her rumor! Believe in me la. It's a very habbit to learn it through this way gei. I won't cheat you guys ga! Heeeeee~ "thought yourself" la! 呵呵呵!
"we were all stupid and lazy"
Only you 咋 fa?!?!!!
"I quit the class because of busy study later…"
呵呵呵~ 冇鬼用!!!! But, haaa~ me too!
"Have you been Montréal while your Quebec traveling?"
Of course I've been there la. It is one of the most popular tourist area. But, there is nothing special and no suprised to me anyway.
The place which made me tipsy was: Quebec City.
"veuillez partager votre bon temps, merci!"
de rien!^^
Avoir un jour agréable! Au revoir! See you tonight!
梁公子
I can sense your happiness. you seem to be on cloud nine these few days. Ok. I need to think about how to continue the sequel of stars story.
=)
Corinne Rochefort,
"cloud nine"
九宵雲外嘛?!
!!!!!!!!! Haaaaaaa~~~~~~
Hoooo~~~~~~~~~
You are funny ar))))))))))))))
look what you had done again. you cause my mind to be blank again. 我的脑袋一片空白. I need to think about sequel to my star story before my birthday. =)
Can sense your happiness.
Ruth,
Heee heeeeeeee~
I knew that you recieved something.
^~
very interesting post!
very funny guy!
hohoho~~~
anyway, i believe in 風子~ :)
"anyway, i believe in 風子~"
巔巔 風信子
0 : 1
-_-
梁公子
where do you get all the beautiful pictures?
上網周圍都揾到個喎.
贏左贏左，阿比，多謝你，這才是真理嘛 ^^
唉........原來連 Blog 界都有黑箱作業.....
喃嘸喃嘸訶里陀佛.....
又好笑又學到野喎...hehe ;-)
真系Merci Beaucoup.
xavier兄,
Work 哩~ ^~
你是否懂得星相命理, 我有個朋友認識你...
匿名者,
邊位?
;) Merci
bonjour, je suis macy
je suis un Chinois
我淨係記得呢兩句. 但係好似中國人都要分男女不同讀音??
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