Positive & Negative,任您點睇~
唔開心嘅嘢,記來幹嘛?!但若是苦中甚有意義的,一定 X 佢老母珍而重之而寫下。
昨天早上,大概八時三十分,我截了一架的士。上車的時候,我仍左打瞌睡,沒有留意到任何異樣。上車,坐下:「灣仔,分域街。」大概幾分鍾車程,佢開始打開佢兩旁嘅窗,瘋狂咳嗽,狂說粗口;期間還打開我的門!我 X 佢老母!
佢一開波同我講不如行壽臣山經司徒拔道,我話可以。佢老尾,去 X 到好 # 飄忽不定,於是我問:「大佬,究竟行香港仔隧道定經山?」
佢竟然答:「你老母一早同你講 X 咗行山啦!X 你老母!」
哈哈~ 我即場以備不時之需按了999,另方面我叫佢停車,呢條友又停喎!哈!學阿大同三三話齋,我好命~ 但係,呢個撚樣我有信心隻揪打撚到佢仆街~ 而又但係,我又好驚,佢黐鳩線咖嘛~
我落車,繼續 X 佢老母,但我戇鳩~ 即打三條九就 okay。但,香港人,上庭好煩的呢~
下車後,我好彩有 Nancy 義不容辭載我到公司。。。。嘿,在她之前的平治寶馬積架等,全部他媽的視而不見。喂,潔癖的我,一定不會停下來接載一個靚仔陌生人;我亦不一定坐你的車。但一句講晒,I love you Nancy!自從今天起,我會亳不猶豫的,我會幫。
當然,若您太污糟,即使我駕的是錢七,也要考慮。
「全個世界,最可愛是現在。每一分鍾心,中充滿友愛。人生之中,幾多歡樂事,歡笑快樂童話般可愛~ 現在與未來,永遠多可愛,有快樂同樣有悲哀~ 世界多可愛,友愛多快樂,手牽手前途任我開~」
唔開心嘅嘢,記來幹嘛?!但若是苦中甚有意義的,一定 X 佢老母珍而重之而寫下。
昨天早上,大概八時三十分,我截了一架的士。上車的時候,我仍左打瞌睡,沒有留意到任何異樣。上車,坐下:「灣仔,分域街。」大概幾分鍾車程,佢開始打開佢兩旁嘅窗,瘋狂咳嗽,狂說粗口;期間還打開我的門!我 X 佢老母!
佢一開波同我講不如行壽臣山經司徒拔道,我話可以。佢老尾,去 X 到好 # 飄忽不定,於是我問:「大佬,究竟行香港仔隧道定經山?」
佢竟然答:「你老母一早同你講 X 咗行山啦!X 你老母!」
哈哈~ 我即場以備不時之需按了999,另方面我叫佢停車,呢條友又停喎!哈!學阿大同三三話齋,我好命~ 但係,呢個撚樣我有信心隻揪打撚到佢仆街~ 而又但係,我又好驚,佢黐鳩線咖嘛~
我落車,繼續 X 佢老母,但我戇鳩~ 即打三條九就 okay。但,香港人,上庭好煩的呢~
下車後,我好彩有 Nancy 義不容辭載我到公司。。。。嘿,在她之前的平治寶馬積架等,全部他媽的視而不見。喂,潔癖的我,一定不會停下來接載一個靚仔陌生人;我亦不一定坐你的車。但一句講晒,I love you Nancy!自從今天起,我會亳不猶豫的,我會幫。
當然,若您太污糟,即使我駕的是錢七,也要考慮。
「全個世界,最可愛是現在。每一分鍾心,中充滿友愛。人生之中,幾多歡樂事,歡笑快樂童話般可愛~ 現在與未來,永遠多可愛,有快樂同樣有悲哀~ 世界多可愛,友愛多快樂,手牽手前途任我開~」
你首先話: "我即場以備不時之需按了999“ 但跟住你又
ReplyDelete話: "我戇鳩~ 即打三條九就 okay。但,香港人,上庭
好煩的呢~" 咁你到底有無報到警?
又, 你下次遇上呢類情況, 就照up 以下章節嚇佢拋佢嘛.
[按此
“上庭好煩的呢~“
有幾煩呀又??
"若您太污糟,即使我駕的是錢七,也要考慮。“
歧視 !!!
嘩, 原來單野係咁, 咁俾著我就好驚喎... 如果俾我遇上, 點算? ... "唉, 你咪鬧, 今日算我唔好彩阿哥, 你俾我落車, 我屋企人唔係俾你鬧既, 放我落車唔該..." 然後, 我一定唔會折順風車, call的士囉.
ReplyDeleteMD:
ReplyDelete你答得好搞嘢呀!哇哈哈哈哈!
係美國有這個 theory 架~~~
ReplyDelete一個人做好事﹐之後散開再散開﹐就有更多好人好事! 但是有 D人好skeptical 又話陰謀論﹐咁就斷纜! Pay it forward
居然有這樣的的士司機?你應該報警啦。
ReplyDelete佢可能是甚麼專車少女然後姦殺她們的人魔。
佢以為你是索女,車錯了,所以扮行錯路,勁變態.....等你知難而退,誰知你又真的下車。
好彩,我未遇到這類司機。
好彩,俾你遇到個nancy
xiao zhu: 好搞嘢咩? 我應該會係咁樣應付佢囉.
ReplyDelete嘩!好恐怖!好彩有個nancy救你.
ReplyDelete我遇到d有問題司機,我都係攬住自己的物品,然後叫佢前面停低,即刻付$落車,唔會同佢嘈,因為一個女子好危險.
你有無記低佢車牌,司機名?
而家搭的士真係危險過搭其他車.
MD:
ReplyDelete我只係諗如果佢係傻嘅或者癲嘅,你答得咁正路,唔知會點啫。
victor係噤定3條9姐,未按"撥號",係米?
ReplyDelete報警係底線,其他動口既,米狂d囉,最緊要唔好郁手(先)。
條ly如果唔停車就真係要報警,話綁架都好。。。。
順風車香港都唔怕搭既,男士來講,不過無幾可咁解,d人驚你踩污糟佢架車多d。。。
PS 修修,利害!洗唔洗拋埋個後果?即係 reg 57, cap 374d?: P
PK_ 大佬大﹕
ReplyDelete告條L 樣綁架就難d﹐但砌佢非法禁錮好d woh﹗~~
又﹐巔巔﹐學大佬PK_話齋﹐千祈咪郁手。d 的士佬好興
係司機位旁放了些spanner 之類的鐵具﹐用來整車又得﹐
自衛又得。你郁條L 樣先﹐條L樣大條道理話自衛﹐你就
白兔仔都變黑豬公0架啦。
I thought there are rules for you to complain and report misconduct of taxi drivers?
ReplyDeleteGo to Toronto man...most of the taxi drivers here are Masters/phD/Doctors from India my friend! :)
They won't swear, they will just cut your limb off hahaha
卡夫卡兄你講起﹐我就想起幾年前我去土記探收媽的往事。
ReplyDelete我落機那天時值深冬﹐橫風橫雪﹐我早在機上打電話叫親戚
朋友們不要來接機。Checkout後上了的士﹐(才查)車那個阿
差(今回呢個差叔係sikh ﹐唔係punjab﹐亦唔係回教佬)﹐成
程車溜溜長同他吹水﹐原來他係印度某理工有電機學位﹐要
他做的士佬有點受委屈云云。好衰唔衰我係飛機上看完報刊﹐
話新德里某大學被踢爆販賣學位﹐兼報導了印度的學府對作
弊偷試卷等等隻眼開隻眼閉﹐先入為主下總覺得條友其實無
料到先要(才查)的士。:)
又﹐其實阿差手車算穩陣﹐起碼無那些牙買加reggae 佬或
大陸人0甘勇/屎。
K,
ReplyDelete"They won't swear, they will just cut your limb off hahaha "
笑死我呀!
卡兄:
ReplyDelete用單數 LIMB singular 而不是 LIMBS plural 眾數﹐真是可圈可點﹐
很毒到!
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ReplyDelete各位多搭點地鐵吧,ride green, stay away from lunatic taxi drivers.
K... heads off to your dark humour!!!
Mr. 收(Hi fellow Canucks!):
ReplyDeleteYeah...but if they got 350,000 new engineers every year, there must be something good...
THEY do enjoy their music though...every time I asked them to listen to whatever they are listening as if I am not there, they get so excited and gave me the 10 minute history of their collection...which is pretty damn cool.
Check this out! I found it...I dunno but its kinda addictive to watch. Man dancing in suits:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZBia1KqFCOo
and 牙買加...oh shxt man they drive like they are running away from the militia in their home country...
X: At least I can make you smile now so we are even...hehe
Mr Space: 很"毒"到...Damn you really think about the difference...I am scared...
3: Thanks =)
Damn I wanna blog and stop studying...nite all!
T_T
今早上班時踫到個中年男人在自言自語:我兩歲就死老母,死老豆好過死老母,我無老母錫……。
ReplyDelete然後我看到他進入了我住的大廈,嚇得我馬上致電回家,讓家傭放學時到校車站接小兒子。
三:
ReplyDelete我是地鐵捧場客!!! 每天上下班都是不見天日!!!
收收兄 卡兄:
我去多論之都次次都是在機場pickup架rental car 入城架! 從未上過TAXI﹐無你們的經驗!
但翻睇 巔巔兄 他沒有詳細說明他用甚麼引得NANCY 停低架車呢?
ReplyDeleteDD,你冇嘢吖嘛?
ReplyDelete所以話呢,唔好搭的士,那d奢侈嘢,真係隨時隨地好似卡夫卡咁俾人切啫都唔知。
不過我呢排都搭咗3次...
咁Nancy靚唔靚女??? 俾我,如果係小狗小貓就會俾個free ride佢哋,什至帶佢返屋企,你喇喎... 哈哈~行多d啦你要keep fit =P
K,
ReplyDeleteI don't cheat. I owe you one now. You've already made me smile in Haricot's.
So, which Porsche model did Nancy drive?
ReplyDelete收收: PK_ 講得冇錯嘞.
ReplyDelete阿大: 以柔制剛, 係好. 但我呢期脾氣唔啱駛. ^~
Space 兄: 所以人有時應該正面 oD.
樂遊兄: Nancy 佢真係一個好人! 哈, 同一日好, 壞一齊出現, 過癮.
小豬: 係呀! 黐線佬至得人驚!
PK_ 兄: 你講得啱, 我噤定唧.
Macy: 個仆街冇司機牌. 但車牌係 FA 3901.
三三 & 卡夫卡兄: ^^
閒趣: 最近發覺香港原來有唔少黐線人! 小心!
老五: 我還可以.
Nancy 唔靚女, 但又女人味, 唔錯的!
Wei, I'm very fit!
霜: 係吉保車嗰隻型號.
多謝各位的關心!
ReplyDelete謝謝!
^^
so it is a Porsche Cayenne! with turbo?
ReplyDelete"最近發覺香港原來有唔少黐線人" 不流都多, 睇你遇唔遇到. 終於有時間加番個"c"字. :)
ReplyDelete哥哥:
ReplyDelete我捉你字虱。
吉保車 = jeep車(not jeep牌)
你坐那個不是jeep,因為不是四驅的
嘿嘿嘿~
你唔fit呀收啦。果日明明見到你個肚dum =P
妹上
霜: 冇留意有冇 turbo 噃~
ReplyDelete阿大: ;)
老五: 哎吔~~~~ 妖妖妖妖妖妖妖妖妖!!!!
i. 更正: 係似吉保車嗰隻型號!!!!!!!
ii. .... 收 o緊!!!! 妹妹, 我由36減至34呀!!!!!!!!!
原來高人你唔好車嘅....
ReplyDelete果d叫SUV呀,中文叫咩「多功能休旅車」
34... NONONONO我都豆都冇34 =( 你真係大隻啫~ =P
做踩吓踩吓果d啦,仲有唔好食d過期嘢喇會病o架
:(
ReplyDelete唔好唔開心啦,你應該為自己係一個男人而安慰,感謝神你大隻得嚟有d肥但仲好靚仔 =D
ReplyDelete(見你個髮型就知你溝死女啦)
BTW,我就嚟生吞咗你果d珠珠。今日唔記得俾md。
ReplyDelete"但仲好靚仔 =D
ReplyDelete(見你個髮型就知你溝死女啦)"
真心 ga??????!!?!?!
另, 你都覺得我個髮型掂呀?!
Ah ha~~~~~ 五妹, 你又 taste, 又品味~
"我就嚟生吞咗你果d珠珠。今日唔記得俾md。"
ReplyDelete我知~~~
我喺阿大度咋咗型 la!
cheryl: "感謝神你大隻得嚟有d肥但仲好靚仔 =D" hahhahahahah!!!! 笑鬼死. :)
ReplyDeleteLDD: "另, 你都覺得我個髮型掂呀?!" 人地講少少乙水吓你咋...開心得佢丫.
都係md心水清
ReplyDelete嘿
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ReplyDeleteSorry I miss this article.
ReplyDeleteThere are so many crazy people around in the city. Lucky you are safe.
I like the song at the end. Is it written by Uncle Sunny? Haven't heard of that for a long long time.