朋友甲: "喂, Victor吖唔該?"
"講嘢啦"
"X, 做緊咩呀?"
"寫緊日記呀"
"唔係吖 fa~? 寫日記?

朋友乙: "喂, Victor, 阻唔阻你呀?"
"唔阻. 講啦"
"攪緊咩呀?"
"寫緊日記呀'
"咩話? 真係 ga?!?"

朋友丙: "喂, 我呀!"
"即係邊個?"
"XXX囉! 喂, 下星期得唔得閒? 如................................(下刪幾十字) 咯! OK?"
"遲oD覆你哩"
"你好X忙咩?"
"寫緊日記啫"
"X, 唔Z係呀?! 寫咩嘢日記呀?"
"寫Blog呀~ X你!"
"寫Bog? 咩嚟 ga? 扑嘢呀!?!?"
"XXQYZ##XYYZ%#X"

朋友丁: "Victor~ 做緊嘢呀?"
"得吖, 講啦"
"估唔到你寫BLOG wor~"
"..........."

我個樣似唔識字? 又或者寫日記有樣睇嘅?